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5 July 2026

I bought the car. The heater coils are inside the seats. The wiring is connected. The button is on the dashboard. But if I press it, a screen tells me I need to pay $15 a month to unlock 'Premium Comfort'. What absolute rot.

It's my car! I own the coils! It's like buying a house but having to insert a coin into the front door every time you want to use the lock. They've built the hardware and now they want to rent it back to me in perpetuity.

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If this carries on, they'll be charging a subscription for the brake pedal. 'Standard Stopping is free, but if you want to stop within 50 metres, please upgrade to our Premium Braking package.'